Hold Up, Chief.

You’re trying to get into Brian Schnabel’s Head Space, but this spot is Sussex County, NJ locals only. If you’re not from around here… yeah, that’ll do it.

If you are from Sussex County and still got smacked with this 403, relax — it’s probably just your ISP doing something weird again.

Here’s the IP address you’re coming in with:
18.97.9.170

If that doesn’t look right, or you know you’re local and the internet’s giving you attitude, call me, Brian, at (973) 670‑2583. Tell me your IP and I’ll straighten things out on my end.

Until then, this page is your new home. Enjoy the view. It’s all you’re getting today.